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sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.
My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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Sphincter Nazi

In the FPS computer game Call of Duty, it's that German soldier that materializes in the room that was just cleared, and shoots the player in the back with some species of automatic weapon, making a counterattack impossible.

This primarily occurs when the player doesn't follow the linear construction of the game's timeline and spawn triggers.

For example: Killing every German on a given map prior to actually achieving the objective. After which, while en route to the extraction point, the player is shot and killed by a soldier that apparently dropped from the player's ass (since that's the only place he could have been hiding).
Ovserver: Dude, why the hell are you just running around?
Player: Making sure there are no hostiles left on this map before I set my charges.
Observer: Whats it been, half an hour?
Player: Give or take.
Sphincter Nazi: "Americaner." *Brrrraaaaaaap*
Player: Where the fu...
Observer: Man, you got schooled by that Sphincter Nazi.
by Chumbucket January 18, 2007
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poo slinger

1.nick name for a devilish feces throwing monkey
Bob:why dont we go see the poo slingers(monkeys) at the zoo
kevin:ok
by poo slinger April 1, 2005
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Mud-slinger

1) One who slanders others.
2) A maker of pottery, usually on a potters wheel. This is due to the fact that as the wheel spins it "slings" slip or mud.
1) "The political party representative was mud-slinging his opposition."

2) "As a mud-slinger the artist produces some beautiful bowls and cups."
by Brenda November 26, 2003
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sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.
CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.
by CJ December 14, 2004
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master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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