desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

by Aggroast April 16, 2017

Ur daughter a slaughter

The single phrase that ends all of humanity, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister,ur son a nun, are minuscule to this

1:Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur granny tranny
2:no u
1: Ur grandpap trap
2:Ur sister a mister
1: shut up
2:Ur brother a mother
1:Ur son a nun
2:Don’t make me
1:U won’t, no balls
2: Ur daughter a slaughter
1: *Instantly vanishes then burns in hell and a black hole appears destroying the universe*

by Crystoops April 11, 2018

Sauga pop

A person from Mississauga Ontario that is popular. Usually has over 1000 followers. Some sauga pops are Bucky, Vince, Jason, Tim l, Aidan s, cam s, Ethan h

His guy is actually a sauga pop

by Definitionposter February 1, 2018

slaughterhouse

Verb - While having sex with a girl in the doggy position, reach around and put your fingers in her nose. Pull back so her face takes on a pig like look and run a red marker across her neck. Now when she does the walk of shame, everyone knows that she left the slaughterhouse.

Look at Angela's neck, she must have gotten the slaughterhouse last night.

by Rich Mathy January 16, 2008

slaughter

1. to eat something in such a manner that is considered greedy or fast

2. a manner to eat something while being famished

Tom: I got 2 hotdogs
Bob: ::steals hotdogs::
Tom: Where's my dogs?
Bob: Oh,...son...I slaughtered dem...
Tom: ::in a white voice:: damnit!

by goolie oolie September 17, 2006

SNAG

Student Naval Aviator Groupie. Basically any young female who is after a young navy student pilot. It's the "Top Gun syndrome", looking for a meal ticket out of small town America. Hangs out at the favorite pilot bars. Always knows where the pilot parties are and always shows up, even if not invited. Usually not invited 'cause the student pilots already expect her so it's assumed she will be there anyway. Often dates several student pilots at the same time, or is passed around a lot. A regular cum dumpster. Her enemy is the wives and long-term, stable GF's of the "non-single" student pilots.

Hey Maverick. What Goose? Check out the SNAGS!

by odie 13 January 27, 2008

Saugus Malden

He is a warlord, a demon, a robot, and a dragon. He is the fierce ruler of the planet Earth.

Husband to Hess-Ursula Malden, Queen of Marthox 7.
Father to Buxbee Malden the possibly illegitimate child of Hess and Saugus.

Kidnapped from a public swimming pool early on in his life, he was given super powers by aliens and they brainwashed him to take over the world.

Also See:

"The Ballad of Saugus Malden" - The Epic poem written by disciples of the Malden Clan etching the heroic and historic tale of his virtues and vices in the great continuum of time. It is said that upon hearing the chorus of the ballad women are instantaneously impregnated with the child of Saugus and men feel the deep desire to serve in his ever reaching army.

Favorite words include: Churl, nudie, taint, Wendy's.

Also also see:

"The Chronicles of Hess-Ursula" - A short work based on Hess' hell bent mission to remove the word "please" from the past, present, and future.

HAIL SAUGUS! HAIL SAUGUS! King of the Underworld! King of all that is! King of Wendy's! HAIL SAUGUS!

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is mean.

Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is wicked awesome.

Dude, THATS SAUGUS MALDEN!

by Buxbee May 8, 2008