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On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
by Crystoops April 12, 2019
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The single phrase that ends all of humanity, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister,ur son a nun, are minuscule to this
1:Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur granny tranny
2:no u
1: Ur grandpap trap
2:Ur sister a mister
1: shut up
2:Ur brother a mother
1:Ur son a nun
2:Don’t make me
1:U won’t, no balls
2: Ur daughter a slaughter
1: *Instantly vanishes then burns in hell and a black hole appears destroying the universe*
by Crystoops March 28, 2018
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