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Russian sleeping bag

When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.
Veronica was being sassy, so Billy gave her the ol' Russian Sleeping Bag last night.
by Russian news September 7, 2013
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tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.
Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.
by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014
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Alabama Sledding

A man has to lay on the top of a hill naked, his sister/cousin/mother or any blood relative must sit on top of his cock. Than you push down the hill to start sledding, when the bumps hit his cock pushes further into his relative
Hey bro, last week my family and I went Alabama sledding, it was a grand ol' time
by Creator of cochlea March 7, 2019
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Sledging

Any words from the mouth of a man wearing a ring on his right index finger
Scott: Hello, how are y-
Everyone: Change! Sledging!
by mrpoopypantsman April 13, 2011
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sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.
Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen
by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005
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sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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sleeping

Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.
Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."
by Liney4Life October 9, 2008
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