facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

hang some siding

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.

"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"

by RustyDicks October 29, 2015

Eskimo step-siblings

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.

Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

half-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.

My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Homosexual youngest sibling

Your youngest sibling likes the same gender as themselves.

Ukiah is a homosexual youngest sibling because he has two older (straight) brothers and he likes dick

by Dnk pilot June 7, 2022

national throw your shortest sibling day

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss

come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!

by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022

putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 26, 2022