Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.

That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!

by lintzokurr October 16, 2019

shinestar

fans of Park Seonghwa from ATEEZ. Literally the best people ever

you're a shinestar?? that's so sexy of you giggles

by nishiyeo October 25, 2020

Lambrini Shits

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.

"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"

by Gooner god January 23, 2012

Godfather Shits

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.

Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

by Phillip Ronald October 15, 2014

dire shits

Something that is generally bad. It can also pertain to episodes of excessive shitting after a night of heavy drinking.

Man this cafeteria food is the dire shits and gives me the dire shits too.

by Piowl September 7, 2014

blazing shits

A gastro eruption

The results of severe gastro eruption is blazing shits.

by The blazing December 17, 2017

Giggle shits

When you start to giggle and farts creeps out.

Shawna had a bad case of the giggle shits.

by Barthamew February 21, 2018