1 definition by Phillip Ronald

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.
Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"
by Phillip Ronald October 16, 2014
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