hair pie

A hairy pussy, often with the bush in it's natural wedge shape. Not intended as a derogatory term.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Delta Lambda Pi served us up some nice hair pie!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

humble pie

To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.

I caught Pierson in another lie, so he has to eat some humble pie.

by tradesman January 27, 2004

moon pie

A snack food popular in the southern United States. A moon pie consists of a marshmellow sandwiched between two cookie-shaped graham crackers, which is then dipped in chocolate. Moon pies are sometimes sold as "marshmellow pies" or "scooter pies" in other areas of the country. In Canada, a moon pie is called a "wagon wheel."

In the 1950s, a moon pie and an R.C. Cola was known as a "working man's lunch."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 16, 2006

Pasta pie

A pasta pie is when you and your partner jizz in a bowl pasta, one of the partners shoves it in there arse while the other eats it out.

I gave my mum a "Pasta pie" for breakfast

by The pasta pie specialist January 3, 2017

Pubic Pie

One of the best dishes ever created. Ingredients include but are not limited to pubes, crabs, dead skin and more. Most commonly found on skanks, whores, and or sluts.

I went down south on Yolanda and discovered she had a pubic pie cookin. So I chowed down and since then have been coughing up hairballs for weeks.

by poopieweinerhole April 19, 2010

fire pie

nickname for a red-headed woman, referring to her red pubic hair

What did you do last weekend?

I took Fire Pie to the No-Tell Motel.

by Greg 820 August 23, 2006