Phestigious

An adjective used to express a strong emotion or feeling towards something or someone, usually that of love or hate. Originally coined by Peter Griffin of Family Guy.

I saw Kim walking down the hall today and remembered how phestigious she really is, what a whore!

Lynn is so phestigious!

by tinabelle11 June 2, 2010

Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Phoebeing

The act of raising one's thumb and smiling slightly in an awkward situation.

Phoebe was just phoebeing in the corner

by luvbuneez10 November 25, 2013

Pho King

The best name for a Vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. Because pho is pronounced "fuh", it just sounds like fucking. Some restaurant owners just name their place Pho King to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation.

Man: I chose what we had for lunch. What do you want?
Woman: I feel like Pho King.
Man: *unbuttoning jeans* Funny, so did I.

by Captchalogued April 15, 2017

Phibby

A phibby is the amphibious version of a furry.

I thought he was a furry but it turns out he is actually a phibby!

by WTFmangoo April 22, 2020

Phrenologist

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Phoebe Bridgers

Musical artist known for her albums “punisher” and “stranger in the alps”. Also has album called boy genius with Julien Baker and Lucy Dacus. She is really hot. She wears skeleton outfits a lot. I love Phoebe Bridgers and so should you

“I’m going to listen to funeral by Phoebe Bridgers and cry”
“Waiting room is my favorite Phoebe Bridgers song”

by Bfndndndbdbdb1 October 18, 2021