Noner

That awkward but stunning moment when you are walking next to a girl you have a crush on looks at you. You start to pray to God, "please don't have a boner, please don't have a boner"

Timothy: dude, do you think I constantly have a boner?
Andrew: Ya man, but I got a noner next to Aisha.
Timothy: no way bro!!!

by tmannengetmoney April 10, 2015

niner

abbreviated version of vagina, but cuter and usually involving some sort of pain

Ow, my niner
Go niners!

by margot March 20, 2003

nunderwear

Very plain standard underwear, usually white and covering everything. like the sort you'd expect a nun to wear.

I've heard Nancy wears the most prudish nunderwear. Does she know the meaning of black and lacy?

by Heddon April 22, 2006

Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008

noner

not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,

dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner

by Bperks August 18, 2008

Nanerpuss

Noun. When someone has both male and female genitalia.

Ted: Dude, I want to fuck Lady Gaga!
Dan: Bro, she's got a nanerpuss...
Ted: No WAY!

by Monomona June 14, 2010

Nner

1.) A blonde, skinny, round bottomed boy
2.) What someone utters when completely confused by a situation.

1.) "Look at Joe, he's so nner."
2.) There's a pinapple on my camel? NNER?!

by The Sex December 28, 2003