noner

an anti boner of the nose. nostrils flare in disgust

i dont know, but it gave me a noner

by flo the greek July 09, 2011

noner

One who stares at someone in a slightly stalking way, One who stares hoping the person does not catch you looking at them, one who nones

There was a guy at the bar who was just staring at us all and would not get away..he was a noner

by jilly falk June 05, 2005

noner

when you get a boner for absolutely no reason.

Joe: dude, we r in a room full of guys and u have boner?? eww, stay away. (although i rlly do like it)

Mark: no man, its ok. its a noner.

Joe: OoOOoOOooO. in that case, lets go play G.O.W so u can pwn me

by Mark S. Perez January 08, 2007

noner

When a man or womans nipple becomes erect usually as result from something cold. Nipple+boner=Noner

i put the ice on my nipple and instantly got a large noner.

by Hdawg August 04, 2005

noner

(no-ner)

When someone gets a boner by giving an immediate "NO" to any invitations without thinking them through.

Me: Hey, Matthew. Want to go to th-

Matthew: NO! (gets a noner)

by easy_pee February 25, 2014

noner

what you get when you see some fat bitch walking down the street and any boner that you previously had inverts itself and goes into your body because of the sheer ugliness. even if you didnt have a boner before, your dick will go back into your body and hide.

Oh man, after I saw Helga, I got such a noner, you dont even know.

by ssiillyy May 09, 2008

noner

opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid

Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.

by DoubleGG November 08, 2009