mouse cheese

Contrary to popular belief, mice really aren't all that crazy about cheese. Sure, they might eat it if there's nothing else around -- a hungry mouse can't be too picky -- but it's far from his favorite food.

If you happen to have a pet mouse, keep in mind that feeding him cheese could even be harmful as cheese is not a natural part of the mouse diet. Stick to fresh fruits and veggies along with high quality mouse pellets to maximize nutrition, with a few sweets and grains thrown in as an occasional treat.

This mouse cheese in the trap is sure to catch no mice

by 123blip June 18, 2018

mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

by mgbeach September 7, 2006

mouse pad

A female's clitorus or vagina region.

Eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?

by Aaron Riva December 10, 2007

mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

by Hans May 18, 2003

Mouse Dog

A hot dog bun with a fucking dead mouse inside.

Hey! Look at that mouse dog, its hot dog bun with a mouse inside.

by mousedog March 31, 2009

Perez Mouse

The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.

I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.

by RU55IAN December 22, 2010

Mouse-Girl

Urban myth, A small, dirt-faced, caucasian female residing in Blackrock, Dublin area near dumpsters and DART stations. It is rumoured to cary caffiene in it's veins instead of blood. Estimated heartbeat of 190bpm, sighted around arty coffee shops hanging off the shoulder of home-made-cigarette-smoking wanabes. Collects multicoloured scarves and hats.

Mouse-Girl: Heyguysifoundsomemorescarvesyouwannamakeascififilmicanbethehotgirlificleanthedirtoffamyface!
/High-Pitched

by jdi May 9, 2004