least last

Indicating that last can also be least as opposed to last but not least

And least last is the expected unexpected.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

lease a butt ram

For non-perverts, this means to "visit the proctologist".

As a man over 40, I have to lease a butt ram every 5 years.

by Peter Buttram January 21, 2007

leasha

Leasha is that girl that you can always count on unless you don’t send memes And She loves fuckboys

Guy 1: this girl loves memes and she likes fuckboys, she’s definitely called leasha

by Alleyoup June 12, 2020

Take him to town on a leash

Taking someone to town who is acting like a dog

'I'm gonna take you to town...

On a leash!'

Take him to town on a leash

by Miss_Johnston June 11, 2011

Lasmori

1. Someone who dates crazy ass people who freak out when you leave them because they are totally psycho.
2. Someone who got burned by said crazy ass ex as they try to contact all your friends, and write as much slander as possible.
3. Someone whose crazy ass ex manages to not get a posting slandering you rejected for naming a friend.

Lasmori's ex obviously goes on a crazy ass rampage and wrote up some mean crap on urban dictionary. Look up the previous entry on Lasmori for an example.

by Lasmori June 24, 2009

often the least

This is Trumpspeak for "usually the most," since Trump only knows two degrees, most and least.

I am often the least racist person that anybody is going to meet.

by Catty McGee January 26, 2018