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kaidashia

A very loving and down-to-earth girl. She’s super attractive and has a beautiful smile but doesn’t see her own beauty because she’s been taught otherwise her whole life. She’ll need constant reassurance and special care, but the trade off is worth it. She cares for her friends like they’re her own family and will do anything in the world for someone’s that’s lucky enough to be her significant other. If you have her heart she’ll hold on to you more than her own family. If you get a Kaidashia in your life hold on to her right because she’s a rare breed.
Who’s that cute girl over there? I tried talking to her but she seemed shy. That’s just kaidashia .
by Willllleyyyyyyyy November 22, 2021
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Lardashian

Obesity when applied to the human rear
Lardashian rear ends are simply a result of obesity.
by Monoculi January 29, 2023
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Cardashian

An obnoxios bro-dude whose self-worth is derived through his vehicle. Constantly washing his vehicle and will try to throw down if you breath on it. Typically seen driving a giant pick-up, Jeep, Tesla, or Audi, but have also been spotted behind the wheels of WRX's and American muscle cars
Gary spends so much time washing his Model S that he ignores his wife. Poor lady is stuck in a relationship with a Cardashian
by Bacon Handler February 26, 2023
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Kardashicrite

Someone who simultaneously loves and follows the Kardashians.
Kim is the worst, but I'm watching the show because I'm a Kardashicrite.
by scheherazade12 June 8, 2023
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kleardashians

You have to watch out for these Kleardashians!

- Kid Gravity Beyond
by Kid Gravity Beyond December 10, 2023
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Kardashevian Mechanics

The branch of mega-engineering and physics concerned with the practical construction, stabilization, and operation of the unimaginably vast structures and energy systems required by high-level Kardashev civilizations. It's the "nuts and bolts" of godlike power: the math for stabilizing a rotating ringworld, the materials science for a Dyson Sphere's solar-collector panels, or the orbital dynamics for moving stars. This is the applied engineering manual for beings who treat planets as LEGO bricks and stars as furnaces.
Example: The calculations needed to prevent a Matrioshka Brain (a nested series of Dyson Spheres) from collapsing into its star under gravity and radiation pressure, or the logistics of using gravitational lensing to focus multiple stars' energy onto a single point for a project, are problems of Kardashevian Mechanics.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Kardashevian Technologies

The specific tools, energy sources, and infrastructures employed by civilizations operating at Kardashev-scale levels. These are not just bigger versions of our tech; they are qualitatively different concepts. Think star-lifting equipment to mine a sun's hydrogen, spacetime-altering engines for moving solar systems, or quantum-consciousness networks spanning a galaxy. The technology ceases to be something you hold and becomes an environment you live within, often blurring the line between a machine and a natural cosmic phenomenon.
Kardashevian Technologies Example: A Shkadov Thruster—a stellar engine that uses a giant mirror to turn an entire star into a rocket for moving a solar system through space—is a quintessential Kardashevian Technology. It's a tool, but its "handle" is a star and its "power cord" is gravity itself.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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