Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.

I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!

by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025

Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.

"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"

by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020

Jay Janora

A Bitch ass mother fucker. He doesn't now how to do shit. Also has a little dick.

Oh, Jay Janora. That mother fucker ain't shit.

by Fatdog43088 August 31, 2020

A Jono

Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all

Ahhhhh he’s pulling a Jono

by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021

Dirty jono

when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.

bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.

by DeepPain May 11, 2022

Touhidi Jonota

A loosely organized crew of radical Muslims in Bangladesh who stir up chaos, attacking minorities, women, or anyone they label as 'un-Islamic,' often hyped by their sketchy leader Dudu Baba Mostafa Asif Arnob's obsession for women's chest.

The Touhidi Jonota rolled up to protest some Facebook post, torched a house, and blamed it on 'defending faith'—total mess.

by DuDuBabarSotru. March 6, 2025

Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".

Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"

by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025