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Definitions by zebra6767zebra

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.
I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!
Joner by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025