jiration station

An area near Lawton Foundry and the Fox River where shit gets wild, rock are chucked, fences are closed and straight up knockin occurs. Construction shit is all over the place which helps in exploration.

Me and Boobs went to Jiration Station last night to knock you wouldn't believe brother. God it was AWESOME.

by Nathan Laws September 3, 2004

The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.

Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.

by MarWash December 10, 2009

Lituation

Some shit Kanye just said with a trump maga hat on and I dunno wtf??!

It’s always a lituation when he’s involved.

by Tricky Martian May 30, 2018

situationship

Pretty much a shorter way to say friend with benefits. You’re pretty much friends that do everything couples would do but without labeling it. A recipe for disaster: that’s a situationship. It’ll end with one or both of you being an emotional wreck.

“Ya…we’re in a situationship you could say…it is what it is I guess”

by cassandra emersy August 26, 2022

no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad

Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.

by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006

Dave Coulier Situation

When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.

Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."

Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."

by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013

The perfect situation

A friendship where you can have regular sex with no strings attached.

Paul: Jay, are you seeing that bird then or what?

Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.

by Stré September 19, 2012