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jabbles

(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.
The Death Cab for Cutie show was populated by a few hundred jabbles.
by thisshitisgenius May 4, 2008
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jabber jawkin

A hybrid name for jaw jackin simply put it means someone who will not shut-up or just talks too damn much
that guy next to you in the club that just won't shut up about his ex-girlfriend. You turn to him and say stop jabber jawkin and go find you a new woman
by smoke_diggity December 26, 2009
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Jabberwalky

An emotionally retarded fuckwit who lined up in the cue to get the 4th Reich death jab while screaming at anti death jabbers about masks and other imaginary science fiction measures.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.
"Oh fuck, I can't even go shopping without running into a hysterical Jabberwalky screaming about me murdering people by breathing oxygen. Fuck those Jabberwalkies and the jab they rode in on."
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jabber

Someone who is inexperienced at penetrating during sex, particularily anal sex, and continues to uncomfortably poke the inside wall of the rectum.
Either he didn't use enough lube or he didn't know how to slide it, cause he was a real jabber.

Johnny was such a jabber; after he put it, he kept poking me.
by Call me Sparky January 13, 2006
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jabbar

A black kid who messes around in wood shop. He is often accompanied by Curtis the Bog Monster. Together, they play with the band saw while Mr. Jacobs is trying to explain glue scrapers to the class.
JEEEEBAR! Quit playin' with the belt sander! And I thought I told yew to clean the routers, yew little bastard!

CURTIS, GET AWAY FROM THE SPINDLE SANDER!
by Mr. Jacobs March 24, 2005
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Jabberwalkie

Any female, with large rounded breasts that have a tendency to bounce rhythmically as they walk.
'Look at that hot jabberwalkie coming towards us...' 'check out the jabberwalkie at 2 o'clock...'

From the slang words jabs meaning breasts and 'walkie' meaning walker.

- The first human jabberwalkie encounter occured in a restaurant on the island of Hvar, Croatia, September 2010 - Specimen X
by Curragh Crusader May 9, 2011
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Jabba

A fat ass hutt who has no specific gender like all hutts
by why the fuck should I tell you October 28, 2003
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