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hollister co. 

a store that sells shirts with mildly innapropriate sayings, such as "californians do it better." or "what tan lines?." another frequently marketed frase is "Hollister surf." their target demographic is anyone who neither surfs or is from california.
girl 1: look! my shirt says CALIFORNIA SURF!
girl 2: thats cool...but were not from california, and you dont surf.
girl 1: oh, thats right
hollister co. by holyroman April 19, 2005
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hollercaust 

The ability of comedian to perpetuate genocide through a response of laughter the literally "kills."
To exterminate the rival political party's supporters, the President paid Bill Burr and Mitch Hedberg's ghost a handsome sum to deliver a covert hollercaust.
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A weird funny person who is probably your best friend and if not you're missing out on a best friend.
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Hollister 

A store where young teens who want to look the same waste all their money. The clothing comes in many different colors but all say the same thing. It is also a store that is technically not designer. Just a wannabe. Teens also think that the clothing is worn by rich people but truth be told real rich people buy clothing that's hundreds or over a thousand dollars like Chanel, Giorgio Armani, Ralph Lauren, etc.

Hollister is in fact a Low-end chain store.
Jake- "Like dude i'm so rich cuz like i spent $80 dollars on this Hollister sweater."

James-" So what i spent $800 dollars on this trench Jacket at Prada, as well as $200 on this suit at Armani Exchange, and by the way man you look kind of faggish."
Hollister by Nacho1898 February 1, 2010

Hollister 

An overpriced, heavily perfumed store commonly found in malls, that attracts various perfect-looking teenage girls (and sometimes boys) that like to shop for shirts that advertise the store across their boob area, and hundred-dollar pre-ripped jeans with quality that can also be found at other stores, for less money. Abercrombie and Fitch, who owns the store, is more expensive, but most times, not by much.

Hollister brand clothing is used in public schools to define your wealth. It is the uniform of the stereotypical rich teen girl. If you don't own any Hollister, you must be poor, and therefore, uncool.
Girl 1: "Hey, girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey!"
Girl 1: "I thought we were gonna wear our Hollister shirts today..."
Girl 2: "Mine is dirty, my mom and I have to go do some laundry at the Laundromat this weekend."
Girl 1: "Ew, the LAUNDROMAT? And...You only have ONE Hollister shirt? You...You poor person! Get away from me!"
Hollister by MyNameisCool:D November 20, 2009

Hollister Co. 

a store that's really dark so you don't see the ridiculous prices of the clothes until you get to the counter. it also has a screen of the beaches in LA. even if you live in Texas. and don't care about the beaches. you still get to see it.

they also sell lip gloss. buy your surfer clothes. get some lip gloss.
Lauren: Dude, i just spent 300 dollars in Hollister today. and i had no idea it was gonna come out to that much.

Grace: what? didn't you check the prices?

Lauren: have you not been into that store? its too dark to see the sales associate that's telling you where to go!

Grace: well, that's Hollister Co. for ya.
Hollister Co. by JERKER19 July 18, 2010