hermione granger

the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.

"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."

by Simple Plan Hater June 30, 2005

Granola Gangster

A over eco conscious ever renewable hippy of the new age

those granola gangsters all have on LL bean

by j verbal10 March 10, 2009

Grangle

The neckrolls in the back of a bald bouncer's neck. A person can have grangle whether blad or not bald. But nevertheless, grangles are still grangles.

Look bruh, that bouncer has about fo or fi dem grangles.

by thegrangler April 11, 2019

grangles

A slang for delicious, delicious toes.

Hey MJ, give me some of your tasty Grangles

by Grakkus April 14, 2020

grangle

The process of Groping, Raping and Strangling someone simultaneously.

Man, I'd love to grangle that ho!

by peelob February 23, 2011

granger

A female that looks sexually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature

Jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine ass
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger

by ridemralphio July 9, 2009

granola

A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.

I went to the park, and had to beat a path thru the granola.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003