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grand turbo innie quan 

oh damn ok grand turbo innie quan this is when you stay up late role playing with ole boy that you a race car and he a chicken and when he finally bust you walk backwards after getting the best eggplant of your life all the way home but you keep your pinky in your belly button the whole damn time and you gotta sing a rich homie quan song on your way home or it doesn't count
oh damn you seen courtney straight savage pulled a grand turbo innie quan last tuesday i know she got it laid right .
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Grand Tato 

Leader of the tator gang, he is so cool and has been known to grow his own tators from time to time. And he is an enthusiast of growing potatoes.
All hail The Grand Tato (TGT)
Grand Tato by wetsocks9000 June 20, 2023

Grand Manan 

A small island located in the Bay of Fundy>New Brunswick, Canada where there are so few people that everyone knows each other, and nothing is a secret...in fact you are most likely never going to be able to have a private life because everyone is so busy sticking their nose in your business that they will have to call everyone they know to share their stories and cause a never-ending cycle of rumor-milling. If that's not enough to make you move there...just think- you could be paying way too much for produce, and it will be guaranteed to wilt or mold before you consume it...awesome!
In Grand Manan: If you stub your toe in North Head...by the time everyone in the Seal Cove Ghetto finds out--Your leg is supposedly broken, and you will have to be flown out.

If you go out on a date....You will probably be getting married soon>according to the whole island.
Grand Manan by yerg March 21, 2010

grand daddy 

the father of your mother or father. usually the giver of gifts, candy, and the first one to give you a beer or a drag of his cigar. cool guy.
i kicked my grand daddy in the shin and ran.
grand daddy by michelle1 February 12, 2008

Grand Slam 

to shit ,piss and vomit at the same time,usually when drink or disorientated from some sort of cock-slapping festival.
Jesus! shes shat herself and pissed the bed! OMG deres vomit in here aswell. what a grand slam!
Grand Slam by Smiff2790 April 17, 2006

Grand Marshmallow 

The greatest and grandest of marshmallows. It is a rare occourance in packets of marshmallows and is likely just lots of marshmallows squashed together. However it does appear the same shape as a regular marshmallows only lots bigger.
Hey look guys, I found a Grand Marshmallow in my packet of fluffy puff marshmallows!

Grand Strategy

Strategy undertaken on the nation scale. Usually used by military officers from Brigadier General (or country equivalent) rank and up. Can also be a hobby, where enthusiasts are nicknamed "armchair general" and play Wargames. Finally, a sub-genre of strategy games.

Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
Grand Strategy by KrazyKommie February 14, 2012