When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)
I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.
by KevinC256 March 8, 2007
Get the gomer pyle mug.When you are really sick and your nose is so plugged that you can't breathe or speak correctly, you turn into a scary monster called a nose gomler.
for example: the sudafed commercial where the man's whole head turned into a big stuffy nose.
for example: the sudafed commercial where the man's whole head turned into a big stuffy nose.
by The Nose Gomler July 9, 2006
Get the Nose Gomler mug.Similar to the donkey punch: when you're fucking a girl from behind, hit her in the head with a baseball bat and bust in her. Next scoop out the jiz with a catcher's mit and then place the glove on her head so that it sticks. At any point feel free to yell LEFTY GOMEZ!
by Nuggety April 6, 2008
Get the lefty gomez mug.Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.
Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?
Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!
Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?
Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!
by Ian Reiyn March 5, 2011
Get the Gomper mug.The following definitions apply:
1. Worse than a Gomer
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves.
6. An old man who has lost his mind.
1. Worse than a Gomer
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves.
6. An old man who has lost his mind.
Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.
Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.
Gomez out.
Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.
Gomez out.
by MothmanProphecies September 24, 2007
Get the Gomez mug.A low-level grunt who does the shitwork that nobody else wants to or is willing to do. Usually used in the technical field in reference to data entry.
by epoxybrain June 9, 2005
Get the gome mug.The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.
by DominicLove May 16, 2011
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