Flumpit

The hybrid of a flute and trumpet, know either as a flumpit or Trumpute.

Not to be mistaken with the Flumpet, a hybrid of the trumpet and flugelhorn

Musician A: "Hey, is that a Flumpit?"
Musician B: "No, it's a Flumpet."

by Skitgo May 5, 2009

flumble jumble

when everything is going wrong, or someone is behaving like a moron

my girlfriend just broke up with me, it's pouring down with rain and now my car has broken down. What a complete flumble jumble

by soapie ro June 6, 2009

Flompy Dompster

1) a very purple happy dino-octopus that walks down the street in a generally pleasing manner.
2) a different name for a smoking pipe called the pot-ness-monster that a few of the guests misinterpreted as the "flompy dompster"

1) "Dude, look at that flompy dompster" "Oh man, now I am in a good mood!!!"
2) "What is it called again?" *cough cough cough cough cough* "The Pot-ness-Monster" "Oh" *cough cough cough* "Flompy Dompster?"
3) "DOMPSTERS ALL KINDS!!!"

by flompusdompus56 December 29, 2009

flumby

A un-athletic person who is real weak, but not small, their body is almost jello like. This person will not be very active and will sit around all day playing mostly videogames. This person also has very little muscle for their size. This person is also under constant suspision that everyone is watching him or her.

Wow, that kid is really flumby, let's go beat the shit out of him!

by Urban Dictionary January 4, 2005

Flumph

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.

"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.

by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005

Flume

The last 7 inches of a human's lower intestine, terminating at the balloon knot. A derivitive of the words "fume" and possibly "flow".

Frangrant Flume: A stinky butt.
Fluming: The act of farting or crapping.

by Flay Tuss November 19, 2009

Tennessee Log flume

When, after sex, a woman deficates on a man's chest and then urinates on it.

Last night, Stacy gave Tom a Tennessee log flume and he ended up washing his sheets three times to get all the piss and shit out.

by Lyzzy August 6, 2006