Florida Jury 

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Referring to a group of 12 people who can't convict a child murderer because of a "conscience issue" but have no problem taking $50K to go on a talk show and talk about it.

Jim: "Did you hear about that child murderer that got off only with lying to law enforcement?

Scott:"Yeah, she had a Florida jury, no wonder she got off."

Florida Jury by N.Q July 22, 2011

florida gators

A team who wont let anyone else win in any sports. In the year 2007 they won the NCAA Football Championship, along with the NCAA Basketball Championship. Really good, and really cocky.

Tom: Dude why wont the florida gators lose?

Rick: Maybe cuz their so good?

Tom:...

florida gators by Nathan Roberts May 12, 2007

Florida Man 

Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.

45 was a real Florida Man.

Florida Man by Ulfric Fell February 9, 2021

Florida Feet 

The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.

Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!

Florida Feet by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010

Florida Orange Juice Surprise 

Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.

That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.

Florida Orange Juice Surprise by Mark H August 24, 2004

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

Florida majority by Fearman December 23, 2007

Florida New York 

Hell hole of New York State. The land that time forgot. One grocery store. The nuns spend money like "drunken sailors", yes that was quoted by the town priest. Live here if you like onions, black dirt and migrant workers.

Mom was never so happy as when we moved out of Florida New York.

Florida New York by dubcgirl November 28, 2010