Flaco

A much much much kewliezer blue bird guy in smash bros who's like the best and killxorz people with his laser and is like "Flaco here, I'm fine" in Lylat Wars and he is SO DAMN KEWL!

OMG pwnage to teh MAXorZ!!! Hidden spike the Flaco to teh MAXORZ!!!

by Alex McIver January 27, 2004

flacking

Jacking off.

Man, Ryan Knowltan is always flacking when he gets home.

by John May 14, 2003

flack

when you take a shit in a girl's pussy and eat her out

"Awww man, I got flacked last night!"

by Bob January 12, 2005

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Flack

Another word for crash

Oh man, Dave flacked his car again. This is the 3rd time this year.

by Tacjoe April 19, 2018

Jamps & Flackies

The stereotype associated with very attractive women, Jamps, and very unattractive women, Flackies.

There are so many Jamps & Flackies living at UMaine. Come take a look.

by Chunk Hands October 23, 2008

Half flaccid

The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.

*walks through hallway half flaccid*

Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me

by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018