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deadbeat dad

A father separated from a child's mother who refuses to pay maintenence or buy anything for said child.
"That Dave is a deadbeat dad, I hate him."
by George W. Bush July 9, 2003
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dead zone

Any geographical area that lacks cell phone service, or has very poor reception.
"I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."
by Negger September 8, 2003
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Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me is an awesome show on Showtime about A girl named George(Ellen Muth) who is hit by a toliet seat and becomes a Grim Reaper. Her merry band of reapers includes her boss Rube(Mandy Patinkin), The fuck-up Mason(Callum Blue), Tough-as-Nails cop Roxy(Jasmine Guy), and a wannabe actress named Daisy(Laura Harris).

Unfortunately, this wickedly funny show has been cancelled by Bob Greenblatt(see Devil's Spawn)and unless something is done, one of the last great shows on TV will die.
Dead Like Me is fucking great and underrated!
by ReaperAyane December 29, 2004
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Dead horse's ass

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.
When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"
by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009
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dead turk

A event, person or happenstance that is generally known of but not acknowledged by anyone. A elephant in the room.
Derived from the plotline of an episode of the PBS television series "Downton Abbey" in which the protagonists try and hide the death of a Turkish visitor.
While discussing the reorg, nobody acknowledged the dead turk in the room- the impending layoffs of half the staff.

The crushed fender wasn't the real problem. The dead turk was the empty liquor bottle under the front seat.
by Onisimos July 20, 2012
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Dead Spider

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.
Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!
by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014
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Dead-End Text

A text that closes the conversation because it doesn't lead to any engagement from the other user, besides one or two words.
by Bellaisa Filippis January 22, 2015
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