Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road
I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.
by Buck Naked 212 September 09, 2009
An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do
Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
by RenoLuke December 15, 2012
A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.
by UrbanLinguist2 June 29, 2011
by bob h boberson July 11, 2008
by homer d. poe November 12, 2007
1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.
2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder
2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder
Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.
Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.
Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.
by grlwholvd January 26, 2011
Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.
Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."
Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."
1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"
by AyeJaye September 20, 2007