poopooniggafartsyndrome detector

A tool used to detect SUS

lets use the poopooniggafartsyndrome detector on kenny cause hes being SUS

by Greenpoop24361 September 21, 2020

The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.

Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us

by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020

renaissance detective

LAPD Lt. Det. Bigfoot Bjornsen

Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?

-Bigfoot Bjornsen

by Froominator March 5, 2021

storm detachment

Incredibly fun people to be around! Used to intimidate political party’s

“That mf is trying to take the popular German party in particularly 1930s! Get the Storm Detachment!”

by CaptianNuggs April 30, 2021

cap_detect0r

a cap detector of culture

Hey do you know cap_detect0r? Yeah! He gave me a 2023 Toyota Tacoma and a burrito only for the cost of my left nut!

by owauh August 11, 2021

Consulting Detective

Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI

The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.

by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021