dickie dirt

Cockney rhyming slang for shirt or t-shirt.

I need my new dickie dirt cos i'm going out on a Leo Sayer = I need a new t-shirt as i'm going for an all day drinking session.

Vada the bona dickie dirt = look at that nice shirt.

by DanimalLondon May 29, 2008

Dickie-Dookie

1. verb: to masturbate while in the process of defecating in a public restroom stall, generally referring to a man (dickie-dookying, dickie-dookies, dickie-dookied)
2. noun: the act of dickie-dookying
3. noun: a derogatory term for somebody with a reputation for taking too long in a public restroom stall

1. "Be right back, guys, I gotta go dickie-dookie."

2. "Hang on, I'm in the middle of a good dickie-dookie."

3. "Man, I hate that guy. He's such a dickie-dookie."

by Amish Hobbit October 8, 2014

Bobbing for rubber duckies

a fun game played in the bathtub in which a woman playfully tries to grab the man's scroat as he bobs it up and down in the water like a rubber ducky.

Sally likes bobbing for rubber duckies when she's taking a bath with her boyfriend. Bloop bloop!

by sweetpea82 July 31, 2009

Freakie Deakie

A person that gets great joy out of watching sports of the opposite sex. There must be sound but video is not a requirement. After a minimal amount of time,the person becomes aroused and wants to get his/her Freak On and establishes a true level of "Freakie Deakiness".

Listening to those women fencing is making me feel all "Freakie Deakie".

by Recovering from da Freakiee October 9, 2008

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Washer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 15, 2005

black and decker fanboy

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....

1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........

by beefmaster (josh) August 24, 2011