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Donkey Vocals 

A Band Who's Vocal Style emulates the gutteral vocal tonality of a Donkey or Other Load Bearing Creature.

Most often found in Medium Tempo Moderate Rock Bands.
Steven: Jimmy have you heard the new Donkey Vocals of Rock Compulation?

Jimmy: No Dude, Whos on it?

Steven: Seven Mary Three, Staind, Three Doors Down, Nickelback, Creed, Puddle of Mud, and More

Donkey Vocals by Kylemotron May 19, 2008

Donkey Punch (ladies) 

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !

donkey lips 

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.
"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.
donkey lips by lenox November 5, 2003

Donkey Raping Shit Eater 

Raper of donkeys and eater of shit.
"Listen Terrance, you donkey raping shit eater!"

donkey felcher 

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive
a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!
donkey felcher by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008

Donkey Barn 

A place where all you find is ugly girls.
Dude my school is such a donkey barn!
Donkey Barn by DarenLaren April 4, 2006