Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014

Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

custard

Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

by Mather September 13, 2003

custard

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

by oooooooh October 30, 2011

Cunit

A swear word originating in South Yorkshire area, more specifically the Gleadless area, commonly heard in the public houses in that area.

Used as a subtitution for cuntwith a yorkshire slant and extra syllable for good effect. Mainly used by older, broader yorkshiremen but occasionally used by the younger generation.

No I don't mind you being a nosey cunit!!

by Andy c123 April 29, 2010

custafer

Fucking your mother in the ass

i custafered your moms ass last night

by jermo April 23, 2004

Custamate

To personalize an object.

I'm finna custamate my phone.

by rudelttlebtch March 15, 2010