condom

The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.

Beth: we should use a condom
Joe: no way those are so old school.

by candybabiiixoxo October 3, 2008

condom

wrap it be for you tap it

Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)

Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man

by Brandon LA hood May 28, 2008

BYU condom

A synonym for blue jeans or Levi's. Brigham Young University (BYU) is owned by the Mormon church, which has very strict rules about chastity. A large number of BYU students regularly participate in Levi lovin' or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. So, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having sex.

Yeah, we were getting it on and I blew my load, but luckily I had on my BYU condom. I wonder if she noticed?

by poopstone July 11, 2006

Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.

I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?

by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007

condom face

Someone gets snapped in the face with a condom and leaves a condom imprint.

"Sarah held a finger condom to christi's face and snapped it on her. Causing her to have a condom face?"

by stacieandsarah August 18, 2008

paper butt condom

The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.

I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."

by Rubb Dogg June 14, 2009

latex condo

1.A condominium made out of latex.
OR
2. What you get when you misread a condom wrapper.

Abe Simpson:Latex condo. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

by Netmaster5k January 5, 2005