Choad

1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.

2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.

1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.

2. Rich, stop being such a choad.

by seedyburner July 18, 2005

choad face

A choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. Just imagine what a choad face would be :p

Hey man, gimme your shoes i like them
Yeah, fuck off you choad face!

by Thib August 31, 2006

choad

A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!

Mr. Flood is a choad

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

choad

1. It is a slang for a penis that is usually thick in appearance and short in length.
2. IT does not mean that one's penis width is larger than it's length. BECAUSE ITS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU ILLITERATE IMBECILS.

Damn, my long foreskin and my afro pubic hair makes me look like I have a choad.

by Young Stash September 25, 2006

choad

1) A choad is when your ball sack hangs lower than your penis
2) A choad can also be a disliked person

1) I can't help it that i have a choad.... My balls are too big.
2) Man that guy's such a choad

by Kyle Luecke February 9, 2008

Choad

A penis that is wider than it is longer. So short and fat in other words.

"Phillip Gaideski you have a choad"

"Yeah i know i cant help that my penis is fat and short"

by Ravioli April 21, 2008

choad

not a bad word, somehing good to yell for fun

Choad!!!

by TP December 30, 2002