Count Zap

A rude person and or Dracula. Brain is usually made of poop and in most cases is extremely Itlalian. Wardrobe consists of NFL player tees and 'I Hate Peyton Manning' shirts.

DID anybody see that count zap today he was wearing a backwards new era and eating a poop sandwich

by nonameforcount November 18, 2010

bean counter

a banker or accountant

Though he was a simple bean counter, he really thought he needed some form of self-defense so he decided he wanted to learn Kung-Fu.

by Light Joker January 7, 2005

counter-tourism

(n.) counter-tourism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to tourism.

Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded open as a counter-tourism measure.

by Dic Maestro February 6, 2013

Chunt

Jack Beyer

Non-chunt 1:Did you see that chunt Jack beyer using the galaxy wrap?
Non-chunt 2: Yeah he's such a chunt
Non-chunt 1: Its not even a good wrap, what a chunt

by Non-Chunt July 29, 2020

Counter-Reconstruction

"Counter-Reconstruction" was a white racist political movement that occurred in southern states after the Civil War. Counter-Reconstruction systematically sought denial black voting rights, removal of blacks from political office and curtailment of economic opportunities available to blacks. Southern whites had became terrified by wide-spread black engagement in legitimate political process by the 1870s. Counter-Reconstruction was the initial, reactionary phase of the Jim Crow era. The term plays on "Counter-Reformation". Since the Counter-Reformation was self-serving Catholic reaction to Protestant gains, the term further indicts the largely-Protestant southern white population for its Christian hypocrisy.

Robert Brown Elliot unavoidably fueled Counter-Reconstruction in his brilliant 1874 Congressional debate with the "brain of the confederacy". Southern whites were terrified by an eloquent, erudite black leader who was a living repudiation of plantation racism. They reacted in fear and overwhelming numbers to reimpose slavery in the form of Jim Crow laws. As a result, the aims of Reconstruction would not take hold for another 90 years.

by shore5man7 May 28, 2009

cubby chunt

1. Another way of saying chubby cunt.
2. A baby bear and fish guts.

Yo Justin I heard you hooked up with that cubby chunt last night.

by yomomma8889 September 9, 2008

Countered

A word used to describe some-one being countered at a game or in a fight (verbally, physically).

Examples:

1) 'Shit blud, you just got countered!'

2) Boy 1: 'Haha, your mum was good last night.'

Boy 2: 'Not what she said about your penis!'

Boy 3: 'Countered!'

3) 'I'm so 1337 I countered this fag with claymore on cod4!'

by harmes May 26, 2009