screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms

Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!

by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009

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Mia Cantalupo

a slut that can’t stay off of other people’s mans and hu with her best friends crush and is also a drug addict who has fucked 4 people, 5 if u include just the tip she is also referred to as Mia cantaluphoe and may be pregnant we aren’t sure who the dad is tho!!

don’t be all over her boyfriend u don’t want to pull a mia cantalupo

by thotttpartolll March 31, 2019

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caant • cantaloupe • cantankerous • canterbury • cant be arsed • canter • canteen • cantelope • caanan • Caat

i cant even front

Cant lie

I cant even front that I dont miss you

by anonymous July 10, 2021

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Spanish Cantaloupe

an SSW

im a Spanish Cantaloupe ✨hehehehe✨

by watermelon_queen September 9, 2022

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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

The sad fate of another 20 year old male

"I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE"

by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022

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