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brown mountain

a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit
I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!
by jarik algrich May 24, 2009
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Fartwhistle Brown

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.
Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"
by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011
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Nonspecifically Brown

Adj. A term used to describe a person of unknown, mixed ethnicity. The individual may or may not be part white.
"Dude, that girl must have some black in her, look at that ass!"

"I dunno, bro, she's just sorta nonspecifically brown..."
by Sophistahater March 11, 2009
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the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"
i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.
by Teabag man June 11, 2008
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brad brown

The action when you stick your finger in your asshole and then make a mustache on someone else's face.
Dude i so just want to go up and brad brown him for pissing on my beer.
by Psychoholic July 14, 2014
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Brown Aussie

When a World War 2 Australian pilot shits himself, ejecting fecal matter and animal semen into the cockpit of his plane, while being chased down by a Japanese pilot in the skies above New Guinea after having sex with a wallaby. This action turns the entire canopy of his fighter brown in color.
Rei Sen 1 to Rei Sen 2, that limey yellow toothed criminal just shat his pants! I got a Brown Aussie at 1 o'clock!
by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013
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Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.
Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie November 29, 2013
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