Brandon

the most amazing person you will ever meet. the kindest, sweetest, perfect guy alive. best boyfriend a girl could ask for <5 caring and loving, he'll help you through everything. stands for what he believes and will never let anyone down. knows how to treat a girl right.

-brandon is the best boyfriend ever <5
-that brandon sure is amazing.

by kordon October 18, 2010

brandong

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

by 2 buds December 24, 2007

Brandon

This man is the love of my life, he's crazy and weird, but funny , sweet, and kind. Everyone should be jelly that I haz him.

Brandon is a sexy motherfucker

by undiscovered1996 July 17, 2012

Brandon

A man who has balls the size wrecking cranes.
Someone with out fear

Boy1:yo did you see what mike just did?
Boy2:yeah he's a real Brandon to do something like that.

by night_troller August 23, 2011

branch banking

going number 2 somewhere other than your own home.

I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don't like to do any branch banking.

by Sara Joseph July 20, 2007

DIGGY BRANCH

YOUR PENIS, OR THAT OF WHICH YOU USE TO INJECT FEMAIL CERVIX WITH YOUR DIGGY JUICE

"YO THIS GIRL IS ABOUT TO CHOP UP MY DIGGY BRANCH"

by STAGA DEE May 6, 2009

Brandon

Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants.

" Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly!"

by Brandocommando March 4, 2009