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cheese on a board

to be screwed
if my parents find out about last night i am cheese on a board
cheese on a board by Sloopppp June 12, 2017

ouija board

The ouija board is for contacting spirits ... It's not evil Stupid Teenagers think it's evil ,cause they don't know how to use it !
If you have no expirience with the occult ,stay away from this ! It can be very helpfull ,but you need to cast a protection circle .
Btw it't deffinetly not "Satanic" nor is it "Christian" nor any other religion what so ever ... It's not a toy ,it's a tool ,and it's not reccomended for kids(teens).
John got possesed by an evil spirit(entity) ...
Why ?
Cause he was too damn lazy and stupid to cast a Protection !!!
Then the evil spirit was banished.
After that he came here posting crap ,and telling people that it was a "Devil's tool" "Satanic gateway" AND scaring People ... * The ouija board isn't evil *
That's why i think people are stupid ^_^
ouija board by Zul`jin May 27, 2006

Running board 

Trucker slang for a piece of bacon.
Then a trucker goes into a restaurant an orders six running boards the waitress knows he wants six pieces of bacon.
Running board by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

quote board 

Any form of bulletin board used to display humorous sayings. College students often use this as a means of recording daily stupidities.
That's going on the quote board!
quote board by Mr. Omega January 19, 2006

ratchet board 

1) Mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc...

2) Someone with little or no sexual dignity.
1) The mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.

2) "Are you going out with Maggie dude?"

"No man, I hears she's a total ratchetboard"

"Yeah man, she gets around"
ratchet board by Louis K April 23, 2005

Chalk board 

The act of accidentally sneezing on your smack. Creating a large white cloud that eventually settles on the surface it was originally on.
Yo dawg. Kevin and I we're gonna do some booger sugar last night but he sneezed and made a chalk board.
Chalk board by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019