blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003

BAPS

abbreviation for balls and penis sweat often mistaken for type of buns

Man you have really bad BAPS

by squidynz September 15, 2005

Blaise

basically a stupid whore who thinks she's hot shit & teases guys into thinking she likes them. Known for the giving of blue balls.

Blaise: "I need attention right now, or else how will I get through my day?!"

by blahblahblah<3 February 5, 2010

blads

Blads is the skin behind your eyebrows. Grab your eyebrows and pull them and the skin it reveals is the Blads

"Dude your blads be pimpin fresh."

by captain bungalo November 8, 2005

blaise

A loveable blonde twat, usually into dubstep and gay music. Hes a bit special and breaks his phone all the time. and has a girlfriend. His mother is often caught sleeping with his friends but still shows no shame. Blaise is often liked out of his squad and rejoined again for doing stupid shit but he is generally loved. Is confused about his sexual orientation but that will gradually reach him when he's ready. Hi father is a drug dealer, hence his wealthy status. Loved and hated dearly

"Wow, listen to that, that's some serious Blaise music"

"Jesus lad, that coat looks getner Blaise on you"

by Jess123454321 August 2, 2015

blap

Name of an up and coming rap group from the LUTON AREA AN' TING!

Blap your mother,
blap your mothers mother.
Blap your mothers mothers pet budgie.
Blap.

by Tommie C and MC Sween November 27, 2003

blap

shooting your mouth off when you're an obvious dumb fuck.

Jethro: "Eminem is a great lyricist, but he sucks".
Bobby: "What the fuck? You are a dumb ass. Check that mouth of yours before you blap".

by elitewan June 10, 2009