awkward turtle 

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.

"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"

awkward turtle by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009

Awkward moment 

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.

Awkward moment by Ralph March 22, 2005

Awkward Humping Turtle 

When you make an awkward turtle on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.

Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral

Awkward Humping Turtle by currybomb July 29, 2010

awkward bukkake 

A variation of awkward starfish. A hand motion in which a person places their palm, with fingers stretched and spread out, on their face and sticks their tongue out. This resembles the act of bukkake.

When Mr. Smith made that inappropriate comment to that little girl, we did an awkward bukkake . . . because the situation was awkward . . . and because a little girl was involved.

awkward bukkake by afaiiiiiiiiii November 22, 2010

Awkward Squirtle 

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

Awkward Squirtle by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

awkward shoe

When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.

Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.

awkward shoe by bolognasamich September 10, 2007

Awkward-off 

A coversation between two or more people saying awkward things. Whoever says the most awkward thing wins.

Person 1: Wanna have an Awkward-off?

Person 2: Sure.

Person 1: I made love to your sister last night.

Person 2: Ive gone gay for Justin Bieber.

Person 1: Okay you win.

Awkward-off by Awkward-off time!!! August 13, 2010