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Amish friendship bread

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009
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Amit

A shitty boss who annoys his employees to the core
Look its Amit, get back to work before he catches you breathing
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amish pimp

The amish pimp is in charge of gathering all the amish women in his community that no man wants to marry and pimps them in the local village brothels for a profit.

He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.
The amish pimp is not a man to bargain with when it comes to his ho's. He represents Madison County Hustling inc.
by topmountain October 1, 2010
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Amish Toaster

A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
Hey larry i heard that bitch got an amish toaster last night.
by JSremmus November 13, 2011
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Amit

An Amit thinks he better than everybody else. He really isn’t. #TeamGuy

Jk love you Amit.
Person 1: Hey isn’t Amit cool!
Person 2: No.
by A**hole101 July 11, 2019
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pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality
Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.
by Boots August 3, 2004
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amish style

Sewing a quilt in the dark while fucking a sheep.
"Turn off the lights we'll do it amish style."
by KelBelle November 8, 2007
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