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absolute balls

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.
"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."

"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."

"No, hate is a strong word."
by treesoda August 24, 2022
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absolute andrew

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."
by Hola213 December 7, 2013
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absolute distress

Stomach issues. Usually diarrhea and/or vomiting
Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.
by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022
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dom is the sexiest man alive and he loves watching gay midget hardcore anal hentai
somebody walks into doms room...
dom is naked and he glittering somehow and in the back round you see hentai porn
Man"what are doing"
Dom"what do you think i'm doing"
Man"you are the absolute SEXIEST man alive"
by me kill YOU December 15, 2022
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isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them
"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"
by manMansan March 2, 2022
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Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.
Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018
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