Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck

Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

zoop

a greeting for online chatting. the correct response is poooz.

dufus: zoop!
dorkus: pooz! you feeling like grabbing a pint?

by drive October 2, 2003

zooped

Anna’s made up word

Anna made up the word zooped

by Anna’a conscience July 7, 2018

Zoop

its thats feeling you get after someone pokes you in teh back of the neck and you flinch like amillion times cuz thats the spot where your really sensitive and ..yea

::pokes psycho John in neck and watches him fall and squirm for like 10 minutes::

by Tana December 28, 2003

National Zoophile Rights Day

National Zoophile Rights Day occurs on June 31st. Look forward to the day on your calendar!

Tomorrow is National Zoophile Rights Day!

by racpails June 17, 2023

zoop

A very efficient time filler that sounds better and more professional then "ummm" or "like."

Sally wouldn't stop stuttering and kept saying "zoop" it sounded better the um though...

by Megaroo Smith May 7, 2009

Zoopodophilia

The sexual attraction to the feet of animals which can include paws, pawpads, talons, and/or flippers. The equivalent attraction for fictional animals would be fictozoopodophilia and the equivalent attraction for furry or cartoon/anime characters would be schediazoopodophilia or toonozoopodophilia.

Origin: "Zoo" (meaning "animal"; derived from zoophilia) + "podo" (meaning "feet"; derived from "podophilia") + philia.

I can't help that I like beans so much. I have zoopodophilia.

by Shugunou December 30, 2022