zoopon

A coupon used to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having been used only twice in its entire existence.

Guy number 1: Dude. Let's be thrifty and get some sweet zoopons.

Guy number 2: I admire how your slang usage saved both a syllable of time and a fair amount of tongue fatigue.

by Douggie J. August 11, 2006

zoomonymity

The anonymity that web meetings provide, especially when the camera is not turned on.

"Dude did you hear that racist remark that one guy made on the last zoom call? He must have great faith in his zoomonymity."

by Danlod2 November 19, 2020

Zooport

an affectionate slang term for the city of Newport in South Wales. Zooport is home to many of the countries finest rock clubs and bars, with special mention to lepub and TJ's

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

Zooon

A legend from the minecraft server snapcraft, also known as NizeUp. Hated by some, loved by many. He is known for getting his way and will do anything to keep it that way.

Person 1: All my stuff has been taken by Zooon
Person 2: Mine too
Person 1: He’s killed me 7 times today
Staff: Send proof (*there is none*)

by iMaartennn November 6, 2019

zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

Zooport

A collective of Newport Skaters, now a term used by most people in the Newport alternative scene, originally coined by freestyle skateshop based on Zoo York.

"i wears a zooport t-shirt but i'm not from newport and i dont even skateboard" - the scatty twins.

by The Deem May 27, 2007

Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013