Tom hadn't unloaded for two weeks, so when he came in Katie's face and hair it looked like she'd been Hit by the Yogurt Truck
by murph73 April 25, 2010
When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos
by Stank Queen December 06, 2004
1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.
2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.
2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.
When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.
by Journalism man May 21, 2009
when a man defecates directly onto his female partner’s anus and it drips or falls to the vagina. Then he mashes it into her vagina and anus and she pushes it out into a cup to eat like ice cream. Then the guy has to cum on the shit.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 14, 2020
boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
by Mikey Cee April 24, 2006
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
by Mike Hunttt December 12, 2007