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Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.
To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!
by MrKapper July 9, 2006
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weather beaten

1. Damaged or eroded away by significant exposure to the weather.
2. Very ugly, beat, busted, broke down, tore up, or wrecked.
1. After many years of proud ownership, arch-pimp Nick D decided to sell away his deteriorating, weather beaten Mazda RX7 and conquer the roads and the opposite sex in his brand spankin-new whip, the Mazda RX8.

2. When Trevor's wife Judith(once a rather attractive outdoorswoman who enjoyed hunting, hiking, camping, rock climbing, and sometimes fishing) came back home after eight months of being lost in the Canadian wilderness, having to brave extreme cold climate conditions as well as hunt, fish, and forage for food and survive all sorts of dangerous shit on her own, she came back home so weather beaten, that people who have seen her have reported to have seen an actual Sasquatch around town.





Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 27, 2005
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Weatherboy

A mildly derogatory name for a meteorologist.
Steve is going to the 2021 climate conference to hang out with all of the other weatherboys
by a small duck November 30, 2020
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Withered Cake Hag

A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010
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Strange Weather

1. The Ninth song on Tom Waits' 1988 live album, Big Time.

2. A phenomenon that occurs as a cliche everywhere in real life, as well as Hollywood and books. Strangers only talk about the weather, for the most part, no matter what the situation is.
Excerpt from Strange Weather-

The world is getting flatter,
The sky is falling all around
Oh, and nothing is the matter
For I never cry in town
And a love like ours, my dear,
Is best measured when it's down
And I never buy umbrellas,
'Cause there's always one around.
And all over the world Strangers
Talk only 'bout the weather
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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Cakin weather

Rainy or stormy weather that makes you want to do nothing but stay inside snuggled up with your significant other.
Gonna stay inside with my baby watching movies on the couch until the rain stops. Cakin weather!
by emrysaki April 24, 2010
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preg-weather friend

A friend who ignores you until they find out that you're pregnant, and then tries to insert themselves into your life in every way possible. These individuals are most noticeable on facebook and other social networking sites, liking all posts related to pregnancy and babies that don't belong to them.
Can you believe this bitch, she's definitely just a preg-weather friend.
by catrlzz October 5, 2012
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