The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

by slamthevag8 May 10, 2011

The Watchmen

1. Erroneous title for the seminal 1985 comic series and currently unreleased movie Watchmen.It is common for the press, non fans or new fans to misname the title. Making the mistake triggers a massive bombardment of corrections and sometimes insults by fanatical devotees of the story.
2. Vigilantes/dictators; unregulated and unchallenged positions of authority.

1. "Fans of the the obscure comic series and co-creator Alan Moore "The Watchmen" about a superhero team claim that the comic is unfilmable"

"Comment: THERE IS NO "THE". THE WATCHMEN ARE NOT A SUPERHERO TEAM. DO SOME RESEARCH YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE!

2. "Who watches the Watchmen?" -Roman Poet Juvenal

by The Amazing AO February 17, 2009

football weather

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.

I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.

by OhFee April 21, 2017

Game & Watch

A teeny tiny console or series of consoles released by Nintendo between the beginning of the 80s and the start of the 90s. The little rectangle with a screen and some buttons was designed to be both a game and a watch, leading to the name. Most variations gave you the choice of playing one of two games, titled Game A and Game B. Various different Game & Watches were released, ranging from a game called 'Ball' where you simply juggle black balls to a game called 'Manhole' where you play as some sort of freaky unnatural sewer monster and you must save the wandering pedestrians from tumbling into the water with the platforms you so luckily have with you.

The Game & Watch was also the inspiration behind the two-dimensional organism Smash fighter Mr. Game & Watch, who was introduced in the debatably best debatably shit-stain game in the series, Super Smash Bros. Melee. His fighting moves represent all of the different Game & Watch games in a very fun and unique way.

As a Mr. Game & Watch main myself, I know he's pretty fuckin' cool.

My favourite Game & Watch title is Mario's Cement Factory, the one where Mario owns a cement factory for some reason.

by Penroze December 20, 2018

Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

by kira A May 1, 2021

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Bench watching

When people use the word bench instead of saying binge

Guy 1: have you seen The boys yet?
Guy 2: no, but ive been thinking of bench watching it.
Guy 1: don't you mean binge?
Guy 2: why would i soak a wooden vessel!

by Just leaving September 22, 2019