Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

wishcasting

The act of presenting a "wish" as a "forecast". It is a portmanteau of those two words.

The president said the economy would pick up soon but he was just wishcasting.

by TommSciortino January 1, 2020

Wishy-Washy

When someone is unsure about something.

Antonio: "I'm wishy-washy on this subject"

by LitBill420 May 20, 2019

Best Wishes

1. The most embarrassing way to end a phone conversation. Ever. Pioneered by nerdfighter John Green.

2. An expression of hope for another's welfare.

"And then, when it came time for the phone call to end, they were like, 'All right, well, take care, talk to you soon,' and I said 'Best wishes!' Best wishes?!"

by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

wishful drinking

the mistaken belief that by drinking until your liver turns to crumbly chalk, things will be better.

jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.

by somdeluxe May 9, 2011

Wishing Star

A star that everyone is familiar with and gives false hope to people on their knees, but never grants any wishes because it is owned by Disney.

Disney owned the Wishing Star ever since the release of Pinocchio, and many other Happiness-related items.

The Wishing Star does exist outside of Fairy Tales! You'll find a shimmer of it inside of Disney theme parks for at least $73 per person as of September 29 2010.

by TripleRainbow September 30, 2010

Well-wisher

As defined by Moe, a person who doesn't wish another person any specific harm.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." -Moe

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003