cultural victory 

When your memes are danker than your foes'.

China is influential over 6/6 civilizations needed for a cultural victory!

cultural victory by Potato_Lord March 6, 2016

Confederate Victory Salute 

A term that simply refers to fucking ones own sister.

“I heard Carl’s been giving the old Confederate Victory Salute.”

“Lucky him, his sister’s hot”

Confederate Victory Salute by Mark Walburg May 22, 2018

Pyrex Victory 

When one cooks with the American brand glassware and wins the battle to create a baked casserole that presents beautifully but loses the war to have created a delicious one.

Susan suffered a Pyrex Victory when she presented a yummy looking baked Ziti in her mother's glassware that tasted just awful.

Pyrex Victory by sheila in the car December 6, 2021

Moonslide victory 

When one candidate wins by such a majority in an election that calling it a landslide victory would be an understatement. It’s like losing one’s deposit in British elections when one gets less that 5% of the vote and winning candidate gets more than 95% of the vote in a ‘2-horse’ election.

John: Did you see the result of the elections?
Jane: No, I expected a moonslide victory anyway
John: You are right. Peter won with 97% of the votes and the other 5 candidates got next to nothing.

Moonslide victory by Betainvestor February 22, 2022

Ukrainian Victory 

A term used by western leaders and other imbeciles to describe, what is in fact, a Russian Victory

“Scholz said that Ukraine will join the EU after the Ukrainian victory over Russia” ahhh that means it’s a Russian Victory I see what you did their Silly German sausage!

Ukrainian Victory by Aussiepotato May 23, 2023

Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance 

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion

Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!

Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance by Heavy D Birmingham September 1, 2013

full season victory

When you think that a tv show on a streaming service like Netflix or prime is a weekly episode but you realise that all episodes are streaming now.

Hey Danny boy, just realised that the new season of power is a full season victory, get yo ass round here now and let’s order some pizza fam!

full season victory by Burt87 September 27, 2020