Twin valley middle school is a horrible place to be. Everybody makes you feel like trash. Half of the people there are idiots and have no clue what anything means. The other half make stupid, inappropriate, jokes. None of the guys are even close to good looking. None of the girls have a chest. All of the soccer players eventually date each other. They send nudes and then brake up. All of the guys fight and the girls start drama. Rumors spread. Secrets get out. Twin valley middle is literally hell on earth.
by Get off me. March 7, 2019
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10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people
and 100% bored-ass individuals.
10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people
and 100% bored-ass individuals.
goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.
white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx
potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.
old people: no school budget!
white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx
potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.
old people: no school budget!
by thisdudeoverhere August 18, 2011
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a little piece of oakland in the very white san ramon. basically looks like and jail and basically is one. half the staff are homos, the kids pretty much have no lives. some drugs but no good ones. most kids can't wait till cal high so they can do good drugs like cocaine. most kids are either trying to be bwhite, black, or something that they're not, cause the streets of san ramon are so tough.the school counselor thinks that everyone entering the offic is on drugs and suicidal and she's pretty much right. if someones not being suspended or expelled, ther're blazing up in the gym so the can. pretty much the worst experience that you'll ever have. took out the soda this year...like thats gonna help, most of the kids are on drugs not caffine. the kids aren't very bright and they get shorter every year. do not go there if you have the choice, you will regret it.
adult: are you feeling ok
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover
by we're not kidding March 26, 2005
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by Adub721 January 21, 2009
Get the Valley Joe mug.Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.
John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol
by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010
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This term arose from the behaviours of a certain former Canberra cricketer. When told that he was batting at 9 he turned his chair away from the game that he was involved in and refused to watch his teammates that were batting higher than him. These events were later relayed to other club members and in doing so this particular person was described as a penis.
This is also a term used when playing knock poker where a player will throw out a card and then retrieve the same card (numerically speaking). From there a song and dance is performed to mark the occasion.
This term arose from the behaviours of a certain former Canberra cricketer. When told that he was batting at 9 he turned his chair away from the game that he was involved in and refused to watch his teammates that were batting higher than him. These events were later relayed to other club members and in doing so this particular person was described as a penis.
This is also a term used when playing knock poker where a player will throw out a card and then retrieve the same card (numerically speaking). From there a song and dance is performed to mark the occasion.
P1: You should of seen this Valey we played against today, such a Valey. Come to think of it, they were all a bunch of Valeys.
P2: Well, what do you expect? Everyone knows that their club is full of Valeys.
P2: Well, what do you expect? Everyone knows that their club is full of Valeys.
by Your mate Valey January 6, 2014
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